Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
No one is listening until you fart.
Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass. Then things just keep getting worse.
Sarah — thanks for sharing this today! It is totally awesomely TRUE!